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Vodafone warriors is in no way associated with Vodafone Group PLC. Or any subsidiary thereof.
The Vodafone Warriors are an energetic, funcdiscness that touches all parts of New Zealand society. You’ll find out all you need to know about us in this section - from the awesome initiatives we support to the fantastic opportunities that we offer!

We the undersigned and inundated declare that together as a constabulary of two, describe our music as “Tard Core Desk Metal” with many musical similarities to Solvent Abuse.
Or main philosophical alignment is with the Modern Japanese theory of New Happy Next Thing.
Our main consideration is in the creation of action packed lifestyle events.
When we make or music we ask two questions, what’s right for Vodafone Warriors and what’s wrong for Vodafone Warriors, if it’s wrong for us then it’s the end of the line.

Our research and destruction department scan the airwaves for all types of media irregularities. These are then broken down into bits of data and these bytes are then sorted into two plastic containers of ones and zeros. We then arrange this data back together with motor oil and molasses and apply a general dosage of electricity. These are then unrigorously tested for incomparability.
The Song March of the VOD is a basic compatibility test of our management consultants; these tests also aid them in achieving results in the four core values (or passions) that are the “glue” connecting Vodafone Warriors in every country around the globe. These are Passion for Customers, Passion for riding our machines free from the man, Passion for Results, and Passion for the four core values.
This means that whenever and wherever in the world you deal with Vodafone, you’ll experience the same synergy and commitment to making your life easier and more fun through immobile communications.
Finally, our entire approach to music is underpinned by our international funcdiscness, which include guidelines for individual conduct and for the ways we interact with the environment, our machines, the community and society. We integrate musical responsibility into our business at all levels, which shows in our governance, policy, processes, and reporting.

Together we can build a future that turns vision into reality.

Filed by Dick Smith at September 27th, 2006 under Uncategorized

My husband and I have just joined as financial supporters this year as we have strong beliefs in our team. I have just tried logging onto the Warriors website and have come across other things apart from warriors information. It would be much appreciated if the homepage contained something about the warriors for the up and coming fantastic year that we are going to have! Please help me out! Much obliged Jo Treacher

Comment by Jo Treacher — January 5, 2007 @ 11:56 pm

Try, http://www.vodafonewarriors.co.nz

We too have strong beliefs in our team.

Comment by Dick Smith — January 14, 2007 @ 6:07 pm

I am a journalist looking to cover the vodafone warriors as they tour this year, it will be a fully immersive article and I will need to ride on the tour bus, and partake in the same drugs and team-mate revelry as the team.

I’d be obliging if you emailed me sometime.

Sincerely, in all journalistic integrity,

Rhesus J. Spacemonkey.

Comment by Jagd Kunst — February 10, 2007 @ 4:34 pm

Your blog is interesting!

Keep up the good work!

Comment by Alex — August 16, 2008 @ 2:51 am

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